Pre-played miniature games

Forget about pre-paints - now you can have pre-played miniature games!

Using cutting edge bio-neural technology, pre-played miniatures exude hormonal triggers which fool your brain into thinking you just played a six hour long session of your favourite war-game. You might think its cheating, but pre-played miniatures are designed to randomly alternate between victory and defeat, giving you the full range of emotional outputs. They also give you that special head-ache you get after playing a game with too many special rules in it.

Kiss goodbye to space-occupying books full of hard-to-read rules. You don't have to learn a thing to get the most of out PPMs.

Gamers and collectors pushed for time, do not despair. This is straight-out-of-the box technology and the only effort you need exert is to open the packaging. Forget about pushing a disc into a game console. Forget about 'accessible' party games. The future of effortless gaming lies in pre-played miniature games, and you literally need not lift a finger to get the full spectrum of this megalithic consumer experience. Rock on!